“To say a person is a happy person or an unhappy person is ridiculous. We are a thousand different kinds of people every hour.”
― Anthony Doerr, Memory Wall
I’d give up a kidney if kaliforhnia would reply to this tbh
I will take that kidney now thank you.
I think “dildo” is a perfectly acceptable insult. Like, I’d call you a dick but you’re not real enough.
this seat is taken
please do not sit on birb
Do not sit upon the prince
people who literally cannot shut the fuck up about being in a relationship
People who literally cannot shut the fuck up about being single.
People who literally cannot shut the fuck up.
this is annoying as hell and I want to wipe my ass with it